Took jeorgie to a doctors appointment and upon LEAVING the office manager says, "Oh, you're pregnant again! I guess I didn't see that when you came in."
I say, "Yeah. Due in September. We are excited... and we're having another girl!" I'm thinking I'm beating her to the punch when I add, "I know you have a son, but do you have any other children?" (Implying, "Hey, genius. If you've had a second kid, you know that you are more than likely to start showing a lot sooner and possibly a lot bigger.... so cut me some slack.")
And she says, "O yes! I have a daughter AND she's PREGNANT and DUE IN JULY and SHE'S NOT THAT BIG!" (STRIKE ONE)
My sweet husband interjects, "This her first baby?"
"Yes."
Blake follows with, "Yeah, that's usually how it is.... Actually Jaclyn wasn't showing till about 20 weeks and just seemed like it happened over night."
Office manager (with STRIKE NUMBER TWO) says, "Well, HOW SURE ARE YOU about the due date?"
Seriously, do you wanna get me talking about my menstrual cycle??????
And then of course, the kicker (STRIKE NUMBER THREE,) "Is there more than one in there????"
I'm smiling the whole time while little knives are flying through the air, stabbing her in the eyes...
Blake says, "Wow. If I said something like that, I'd be duckin'."
We left.
And then tonite at dinner...
"How much longer do you have?"
"September."
Then, as if this girl has swallowed a cow, her eyes literally bug out of her head and she doesn't say a word.
Good thing I don't have a complex...
I DO love being pregnant and when this little girl wiggles around inside of me, I just smile, cause it's worth bein' as big as a house. :)
