By all means, take 'em off

Swim lessons are starting soon for Miss J.

Out and about running errands we pick up a couple of suits for her because she's grown over 4 inches since last summer...

We are home later than Greenleigh would like for us to be and I'm trying to hurry to get her ready for bed. During this time Jeorgia decides she wants a quick fashion show to model her new suits...

I holler down the hall to Blake, "Just make sure she leaves her panties on..."

(Looooooong pause) "Huh????" he says.

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Ladies, you've seen this sign right?

Well, I've not ever< in my whole life< NOT seen this sign in a fitting room... so it's engraved in my brain.

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Me: I said, 'Just make sure her panties are on if she's going to try on her swimsuits.'

B, confused: WHAT????

Me: I don't know if people have their toddlers try on suits at the store... You're supposed to leave your underwear on if you try them on....... I wanna make sure it fits.... and then wash it first BEFORE she wears it.....

B, even more confused (but I hear him ripping tags of the suits): WHAT? Why????? BECAUSE TODDLERS HAVE PUBIC HAIR...???? AND...... CRABS????

Me: (silence. Looooong pause. Burst into laughter.)

B: That's absolutely ridiculous. Well Jeorgia DOESN'T have either. And the suits are FIIIIIIIINE.

Needless to say, moments later, Jeorgia was struttin' her stuff down the hallway, modeling her new suits.