comic relief

Taking a child to the emergency room is something I hope to never experience again, let alone your 13 day old newborn. After a sonogram was performed the doctor also requested x-rays. Everything turned out fine. Praise God. And we even had a dose of comic relief when one of the brilliant techs asked since we were going to be in the room during the procedure, was there a chance that I was pregnant.

I'm sorry, "What?!"

We're bringing in my THIRTEEN DAY OLD. 

Uh, no. No chance. Zero chance in fact. 

Idiot.